Friday, 28 April 2017

Woman Arrested For Xylophone Rage Attack

quote [ For the first time ever, a defendant has been charged in connection with a xylophone rage incident, records show. ]
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[by XregnaR@12:12pmGMT]

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mechanical contrivance said @ 1:14pm GMT on 28th Apr [Score:1 Funsightful]
Florida.
XregnaR said @ 1:30pm GMT on 28th Apr
Fort Walton Beach = force multiplier.
papango said @ 1:23am GMT on 29th Apr
I think this is the first time someone has been charged because in all previous cases the perpetrator just says "He wouldn't stop playing the xylophone." And the authorities know they'll never get a jury to convict so they have to let it go.

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