Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
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Tuesday, 18 April 2017
quote [ A student from UCLA has just achieved the highest score in history on an IQ test designed by Mensa, and she claims her astonishing result is due to her daily ingestion of sperm. ]
My IQ jumped from low 60's to mid 70's.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 5:41pm GMT on 18th Apr
[Score:5 Funsightful]
Note: Sperm has to be from the people that grade the Iq test.
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Hugh E. said @ 7:36pm GMT on 18th Apr
[Score:2]
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KingPellinore said @ 12:36pm GMT on 19th Apr
The World Nut Daily.
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XregnaR said[1] @ 5:57pm GMT on 18th Apr
[Score:1 Insightful]
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Morris Forgot his Password said @ 8:16pm GMT on 18th Apr
http://www.snopes.com/woman-develops-iq-of-220-after-drinking-sperm-every-day-for-a-year/
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arteitle said @ 5:35pm GMT on 18th Apr
One of my pet peeves is the use of the word "sperm" when they mean "semen".
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satanspenis666 said @ 6:06pm GMT on 18th Apr
Maybe it's only the sperm that is increasing her intelligence, while the remainder of the semen is just empty vitamins. For all we know she might have a centrifuge to separate the sperm.
With that said, you're probably right. |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 1:34pm GMT on 19th Apr
"Oh, that's just my semen centrifuge. Say, would you care for a milkshake?"
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TM said @ 5:48pm GMT on 18th Apr
"C'mon, baby, swallow! It'll make you smarter!"
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slaytanik said @ 5:53pm GMT on 18th Apr
Yeah, but as smart as she is now, she'll still be known as the woman who drank cum every day for fucking a year.
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zarathustra said @ 6:06pm GMT on 18th Apr
I was thinking that I hope the picture is actually a woman on staff who agreed to be the face and not just someone from a stock photo bank.
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Bleb said @ 6:51pm GMT on 18th Apr
"The image that was included along with the story was taken from a 4 August 2015 advertisement for a game called “Mensa Brain Training”; the clip from which the image was taken provided no name for the woman, and the app was for a game, not membership in Mensa:"
Mensa Brain Training |
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Hugh E. said @ 7:39pm GMT on 18th Apr
eww, IKR, bitches be gross. Right? High five.
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knumbknutz said @ 11:00pm GMT on 18th Apr
...you fuck ONE sheep...
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ooo[......7 said @ 6:14pm GMT on 18th Apr
*citation needed*
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WeiYang said @ 7:00pm GMT on 18th Apr
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ooo[......7 said @ 7:58pm GMT on 18th Apr
There it is.
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Bleb said @ 6:48pm GMT on 18th Apr
"...making her smarter than Stephen Hawkins..."
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