Tuesday, 28 March 2017

Coca-Cola calls in police after human waste is found in cans

quote [ Northern Ireland factory halts production after machine became clogged with faeces, though no contaminated drinks reached shelves ]

Florida man takes Irish holiday?
[SFW] [business]
[by XregnaR@6:05pmGMT]

Comments

knumbknutz said @ 8:05pm GMT on 28th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
Well - thank god it was just faeces. If it was feces, there would be a problem.
Spyike said @ 9:14pm GMT on 28th Mar
Rumour is Dr Pepper will try to outdo them by adding faces.
Ankylosaur said @ 10:49pm GMT on 28th Mar
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
sanepride said @ 9:37pm GMT on 28th Mar [Score:1 Funsightful]
Funny that you keep trying to pin such deeds on 'Florida man', as if Irish man isn't perfectly capable of defecating on a soft drink processing line.
steele said @ 9:56pm GMT on 28th Mar
I think he's trying to plant a false trail on purpose.
XregnaR said @ 10:19pm GMT on 28th Mar
They're always after me lucky charms....
Marcel said @ 12:28am GMT on 29th Mar
Well shit!
ethanos said @ 7:18pm GMT on 28th Mar
...this coke smells funny.
zarathustra said @ 8:53pm GMT on 28th Mar
But sill tastes the same.
mechanical contrivance said @ 7:38pm GMT on 28th Mar
Extreme Pepsi advertising.
snagUber said[1] @ 7:29am GMT on 29th Mar
ireland. picture of london's tower bridge. what?

*edit* oh, northern ireland... but still.

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