Friday, 10 March 2017

Why I bought my daughter heroin

quote [ What would you do if your child was a heroin addict suffering from acute withdrawal symptoms? ]
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[by XregnaR@1:38pmGMT]

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mechanical contrivance said[1] @ 2:41pm GMT on 10th Mar
Tie her up in the basement and keep her sedated with Nyquil until the withdrawal symptoms passed. Then keep her tied up in the basement so she can't go out and buy more heroin.
sanepride said @ 8:20pm GMT on 10th Mar
Not to pass moral judgement, but it's worth noting two vital medical truths that suggest what a dumbass decision this was-

1. Heroin withdrawal, while undoubtedly unpleasant, is not fatal.
2. Heroin overdose is.

Nice going there mum.
rylex said[1] @ 9:17pm GMT on 10th Mar
give her ketamine periodically to wean off heroin. duh.

I have more than a few friends who have done this method. I can attest to the safety and validity of it.


This mother is the definition of an enabler and a horrible parent.
machpi said @ 6:23am GMT on 11th Mar
I wouldn't do that.

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