"On second thought, let's not go to UAE. It is a silly place."

*gallops off on coconuts*

That's just asinine.

Unethical Hair is now the name of my new band

I hope it's a neo-funk band

So now I know more about qaza hair than ever before. Fun observation: All US military male haircuts are either go completely bald, or go "qaza" meaning that US Armed Forces have another blatantly offensive thing going against them when in these countries. No wonder the campaign of "hearts and minds" just doesn't seem to get much headway.

This post comment section got harsh really quick. Fuck. The internet is a mean place. The real world is a mean place. Fuckkk.

Yup, now bend over and take your lashes.

Bitch I'm a masochist and I live in the most dangerous part of nola. Fite me

I said. Bend. Over.

Stop. I can only get so wet.

*pats numbers on his angry little head*

I like you. You're silly.

Been there recently, as it happens- Switzerland is beautiful, and Berlin was lovely as always. And currently I'm sitting in the New World, just having enjoyed some scotch eggs and a good dark beer.

See, I live in this funny old place called the real world, rather than in the apparently dire and frightening place you seem to inhabit. I actually get out there and talk to people, while you, obviously, don't. That's why you amuse me so much. I can never be sure just what bizarre distortion you'll come up with next.

I picture you in your little bunker which smells of sweat and halitosis and impotent rage, furiously reading InfoWars and Breitbart and listening to AM talk radio, fuming at the thought of all the Islamic extremists. It's a comical and pathetic image. And then I imagine what would happen if you went to the UAE and met some Arabs and hung out with them, discussing Islam and the fundamentalists over a beer or some Johnny Walker (the drinks of choice) and discovered that they hate those guys even more than you do. The degree to which you would blue-screen makes me smile.

Enjoy your provincial ignorance, numbers. Keep flying your freak flag, you wonderful little misanthrope. The world would be lessened without your commentary.