If the price is stopping you from climbing aboard, seek out lifestyle parties.

Usually someone brings one to share.

As bad as I want to try one, I don't know if I want to try one bad enough to leap on the village sybian at a rando's party.

I assure you it's been lightly spritzed with tap water and dried with a sock. It's perfectly sanitaryish!

They should be using condoms, but they also generally expect you to let them watch.

Careful, you'll dull nerve endings with those things. ;)

If you drop one on somebody's head, do you mean?

No, that would be a concussion. :P
Ever use a power tool for a long period of time and find your hands going numb? Sensitivity will come back eventually, and I'm not saying nobody should use them, but everything in moderation.

I discovered that in high school, scared the ever-loving shit out of me. Nothing quite panics a teen with no sex ed like thinking they broke their clit.

Some of the women I've worked with had similar issues after overdoing it with a hitachi wand. Time heals all wounds, but massage, light spanking, and exercise seem to be the trick to speeding things up and getting blood flowing properly in the area again to regain sensitivity.

Oy vey. Always he is with the spankings.

Light spankings! You just want to bring the blood to the surface of the skin. Increases sensitivity.

After using a vibrating power tool for a long time, my hands itch like crazy for a while. I've never had them go numb, though.

Itching is usually the transition stage for numbness. Losing feeling or gaining feeling back. Temp sensitivity too.

Bonus points for actually looking like they're enjoying themselves, instead of just mugging for the camera the entire time!

That's a seriously bad tit job.