Sunday, 8 January 2017

Man buys stacks of local newspapers following DWI arrest

quote [ Talbot professed that he didn’t want his mug shot in that “rag of a newspaper.” The police press release puts matters more professionally: “Talbot refused to provide a breath sample and further refused to be finger printed and photographed because he did not wish to appear in the local paper.” For that conduct, he caught a second-degree charge for “obstructing governmental administration.” ]
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[by satanspenis666@4:04amGMT]

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damnit said @ 5:47am GMT on 8th Jan
Poor thing. Doesn't know about the Internet.
donnie said @ 11:36am GMT on 8th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
...or Streisand.
foobar said @ 6:03am GMT on 8th Jan [Score:2 Underrated]
To be fair, he hasn't been convicted of anything, so this is only a hair on the right side of libel.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 10:47pm GMT on 8th Jan
He has some hair on the left, too. Be fair about it.
mwooody said @ 4:13pm GMT on 8th Jan
I forget, do we put people in the stocks before or after conviction?
damnit said @ 5:03pm GMT on 8th Jan
Cops always print the names of people caught doing something illegal (drugs, theft, prostitution, etc.). Some departments have social media accounts and put that info on their page. Local news publish them online and print media.
foobar said @ 12:20am GMT on 9th Jan
They weren't caught doing something illegal, though, they've simply been accused of it.

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