I hear Google has put Boston Dynamics up for sale. Maybe Boston Pizza should make an offer.

Why is it called Boston Pizza if it's Canadian? Also, I'm comforted that their whistle blower policy is stated on their web site.

Because when Canadians think of pizza, we naturally think of the Irish.

"Hey, why can't anyone afford to buy our goods and services anymore?"
"Dunno, that's a puzzler."
"Maybe we should ask your robot replacement?"
"Yeah, that's a-- what?"

My first thought was target practice rewarded with free pizza!

I think that's traditionally known as a pizza delivery guy.

I'm currently working on a device that can digest one of their pizzas, so humans need never enter into the loop.

Now make it so it can harvest and prepare the raw ingredients, assemble and cook the pizza, and process credit card transactions. Then it can roam the wilderness selling pizzas.

I think if the people in Philip K. Dick's story "Autofac" had gotten pizzas along with the more useless items, they might not have tried to rebel so quickly.

Keep your slaves well fed.

Not slaves. If you read the story, it's more of a "technology set in motion tends to stay in motion" sort of thing. In a post-apocalyptic setting, naturally.

I was just making a general statement. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go stir 20 gallons of stew.

I'm waiting for the first porno that has the milf come to the door without money and it deploys mecha-tentacles to let her "pay."

Plot twist: milf is also a sex robot.

One day, there will be a porno where sexbots have sex with each other. No humans involved. It's inevitable.

If they film it, they should call it Mechanical Concupiscence in your honour.

Hopefully they also make a fat, unloved sexbot that you can install in your basement to jerk off to said porno.

and the circle is complete.

why don't they spend some money on improving their pizza instead?

They recently changed their recipe. It's not bad, but not great.