The price is nice but you won't get the friendly, personal customer service you'd find at your local mom-and-pop meth pipe store.

Once again, one of the big online stores muscles in and steals business away from job creating local entrepreneurs.

Late stage capitalism is going to offer us even stranger and stranger still examples of previously unheard of madness.

Maybe we can escape it, maybe not. Either way, the conservative mindset is dying and will only hibernate until some asshole waves his dick around again, exciting the masses once more.

Ugh.

It is worth noting that because we have the internet, the masses know about Walmart's crack pipes and not only tiny groups. This increases the chances that a positive ending is possible. Maybe someone good and compassionate leading us is more likely than the alternative? History has shown us that things are improving and we are as a species becoming more empathetic and kind. I hope to live long enough to see the fruits of this labor.

it's meteor strikes, all the way down!

Maybe crackheads will stop stealing spark plugs now.

I dunno. I think the next iteration of this is Walmart steals your spark plugs and then sells them as a discount version of the pictured meth pipes.