Thursday, 3 December 2020

Grizzlies at the Table

quote [ When the wild salmon runs around Wuikinuxv, BC, were depleted, the local grizzly bears grew hungry — and dangerous. Now, as the salmon are returning, the community is asking a challenging new question: can we include the bears in the management of the fishery? ]

''Where?" said the grizzly bear
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@9:01amGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 12:00pm GMT on 3rd Dec
I'm not sure if I would want a grizzly bear as my line manager, although it would still beat having Jeff Bezos.
slaytanik said @ 12:53pm GMT on 3rd Dec
Hiding up a tree would still be a bad way to avoid meetings
cb361 said @ 8:53pm GMT on 3rd Dec [Score:1 Funsightful]
That would work. But with Mark Zuckerberg, you need to pretend to be dead.
snowfox said @ 4:46pm GMT on 3rd Dec
All you need is wolverines to scare off the grizzlies, then import fur trappers for your wolverine infestation, and then poverty will take care of the trappers and they'll either freeze next winter or drown in a swamp when the ice stops forming. Problem solved.
cb361 said @ 8:51pm GMT on 3rd Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
Ah. A Dwarf Fortress player.

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