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Thursday, 2 July 2020
quote [ Since its launch during the COVID-19 lockdown, Animal Crossing: New Horizons has become a surrogate social life for bored, quarantined adults and children alike. Everything from Ramadan gatherings to tech conferences have happened in-game since it was released in March.
As with any multiplayer game, it took no time for people to find ways to extend their sex lives into the game world. Players are going on Animal Crossing Tinder dates and dominatrixes have set up shop in the game to flog clients with butterfly nets. Here in the twisted, horny world of 2020, connecting interactive sex toys to Animal Crossing's haptic feedback features only makes sense. ] More 👏 opportunities 👏 for 👏 masturbation 👏 in 👏 video 👏 games 👏
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mechanical contrivance said @ 1:34pm GMT on 2nd Jul
[Score:3 Funsightful]
As soon as I read the headline, I knew steele posted this.
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steele said @ 5:19pm GMT on 2nd Jul
[Score:2]
But for me, it was Thursday.
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robotroadkill said[1] @ 12:48pm GMT on 2nd Jul
Sounds like it would be better suited to mortal Kombat at or something where you can actually rumble each other's butts
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lilmookieesquire said @ 6:16pm GMT on 2nd Jul
[Score:1 Funsightful]
There was a black mirror episode about this
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mechanical contrivance said @ 1:45pm GMT on 2nd Jul
I don't know much about this field, but I assume there are actual teledildonics apps available. Mortal Kombat would only be for those who like extremely rough sex.
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Headlessfriar said @ 10:49pm GMT on 2nd Jul
FINISH HIM!
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steele said @ 10:36pm GMT on 2nd Jul
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