Friday, 29 May 2020

Monkeys steal coronavirus blood samples in India

quote [ A troop of monkeys in India attacked a medical official and snatched away blood samples of patients who had tested positive for the novel coronavirus, authorities said on Friday. ]

Insert joke about the planet of the apes of the apes here.
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+1 Funny]
[by biblebeltdrunk@3:57pmGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 5:05pm GMT on 29th May [Score:1 Insightful]
Were there twelve of them?
Marcel said @ 5:32pm GMT on 29th May
These were obviously vampire monkeys.
Dienes said @ 1:44pm GMT on 31st May
FINALLY the Twilight / Congo crossover I've been waiting for.
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:36pm GMT on 31st May
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:41pm GMT on 29th May
Never trust a monkey.
zarathustra said @ 10:04pm GMT on 29th May
The way of the monkey is to play the fool. While you laugh at his antics, he bites you from behind. Unmask his ego and you expose a coward disguised as a monkey.
cb361 said @ 4:40pm GMT on 30th May
A horse has no udders, and a cow can’t whinny. And up is down, and sideways is straight ahead.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:00am GMT on 31st May
Dogs are just small horses.
SnappyNipples said @ 9:04am GMT on 30th May

Did India just 12 monkeyed themselves?

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