Monday, 9 December 2019

Televangelist opens his Bible-themed attraction — from wailing wall and catacombs to luxury lodging

quote [ Welcome to Legacy International Center, a $190 million Bible-themed resort rooted in a vision that 88-year-old pentecostal preacher Morris Cerullo says was handed down by God. Widely known for his overseas crusades and worldwide ministering for the last 70 years, the longtime televangelist has relocated the headquarters of Morris Cerullo World Evangelism to the retreat. ]

1) Bamboo under the fingernails. 2)Waterboarding. 3) 28 strokes of the rotan (caning). 4) Balls hooked up to a car battery.

My list of things that come before going to see this.
[SFW] [business] [+1 WTF]
[by knumbknutz@9:01pmGMT]

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spaceloaf said @ 2:01am GMT on 10th Dec
$190 million. I'm sure Jesus would be proud. Can't forget that 0th commandment, "thou shalt take time off from gay conversion therapy to spend obscene amounts on a vanity project instead of helping people in need."
Dienes said @ 8:26pm GMT on 10th Dec
The Holy Land in Orlando has one day a year when parking and admission are free. Every year I get this morbid curiosity about the place and want to go people watch, and every year when the day comes I realize I am not curious enough to put on pants and drive for an hour.
cb361 said @ 10:41pm GMT on 10th Dec
Definitely don't put on any pants when you go.
mechavolt said @ 4:35am GMT on 11th Dec
A few weeks ago my religious parents cajoled me into going with them to the Museum of the Bible in Washington, DC. I was honestly surprised at it's quality. Of the 5ish floors, 2 were art galleries, and 1 was a collection of Bibles presented in a purely historical context.

The cheesiest part was the floor with a walking multimedia tour through the stories of the Bible. Still, no one tried to convert me while I was there, which is more than I can say just walking down the street on any given day.

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