Saturday, 2 November 2019

The Strange, Sad Story of the Ken Doll's Crotch

quote [ The thing about Ken is that he doesn’t have one. Mattel’s gentleman companion for Barbie, its Ken doll, came into the world without junk and remains that way. His lack of genitalia is a running joke ]

I need something more, more than a ken doll
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[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT]

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snowfox said @ 6:58am GMT on 2nd Nov
I have this highly articulated Wolverine action figure. He has a distinct crotch bulge. Bigger than any other action figure I own. Some sculptor lovingly crafted that shape.
Ankylosaur said @ 7:56am GMT on 2nd Nov [Score:2 Insightful]
And yet they didn't include his adamantium baculum #sniktpikts
zarathustra said @ 10:30pm GMT on 5th Nov
Are your sure it is not just an aftermarket Billy doll?
Headlessfriar said @ 9:41am GMT on 6th Nov
Someone else remembers those dolls! Although Wolverine would be probably made out of Billy's Latin lover Carlos.

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