Sunday, 11 August 2019

Nani the F*ck?

quote [ Warning: LOUD ]

I found this and I like it. I haven't had the proper opp to use it tho.
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[by lilmookieesquire@4:09pmGMT]

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steele said @ 9:13pm GMT on 11th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
I love everything about this.
steele said @ 12:48am GMT on 12th Aug [Score:1 laz0r]
I'm gonna make "Omou again, Fucker!" a notification on my phone.
Ankylosaur said @ 10:51pm GMT on 12th Aug [Score:1 laz0r]
C18H27NO3 said @ 9:33pm GMT on 13th Aug [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
I didn't understand a goddamn thing about that.

But you still get an upmod.
snowfox said @ 4:26pm GMT on 14th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
This has entered that realm where I can't tell if it's just plain earnest fun or making fun of people studying Japanese because they love anime. But it is definitely one of the cutest ways I have ever received an internet threat, and I just had a guy send me my home address with a rape fantasy about what he thinks happened to me as a child and explicit threats to show up at my home and break down my door!

Idiot really should have taken a look at the satellite photos of that address. No one would find his body out here.
Headlessfriar said @ 6:43am GMT on 26th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
Ever seen someone torn apart by sugar gliders? Of course not, because they don't leave anything behind.
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:32am GMT on 26th Aug
I think it's probably a bit of both.

Also, that's good advice. Let us know if he needs to meet St. Marck.
lilmookieesquire said @ 11:48pm GMT on 20th Sep
If that happens. I call dibs. It's incredibly hard to source good pure meat out here.
rylex said @ 6:14pm GMT on 11th Aug
nanda kore wa?
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:29pm GMT on 11th Aug
I think itโ€™s the same voice actor who plays the sidekick Matoko in kill la kill. Fed the same music. I really like the combination of the japenglish. Like the pronunciation seems pretty spot on to me, but she really adds a nice English taunting touch at jibishimasu. I crack up every time. Masterfully done.
rylex said @ 7:27am GMT on 12th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
ever watch puni puni poemi?
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:24pm GMT on 12th Aug
Do I look like a weeaboo to you son?

Reveal
I will watch it in secret like any closeted weeaboo would
cb361 said @ 5:13pm GMT on 12th Aug
I don't get it.
steele said @ 5:31pm GMT on 12th Aug [Score:2]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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