Sunday, 23 June 2019

Move over smart-phone-induced skull spikes, Martian-life-induced methane spikes are the hot new spikes spiking on media sites

quote [ This week, NASA's Curiosity Mars rover found a surprising result: the largest amount of methane ever measured during the mission - about 21 parts per billion units by volume. ... The finding came from the rover's Sample Analysis at Mars tunable laser spectrometer. It's exciting because microbial life is an important source of methane on Earth, but methane can also be created through interactions between rocks and water.

"With our current measurements, we have no way of telling if the methane source is biology or geology, or even ancient or modern," said SAM Principal Investigator Paul Mahaffy. ]

Bowie, Elon Musk, ack ack ack, "martian cow farts prove global warming is a hoax!"... take your pick of reference memes no doubt already mentioned a thousand times on Facetwitter.
[SFW] [science & technology] [+4 Interesting]
[by Ankylosaur@9:35pmGMT]

Comments

rylex said @ 10:17pm GMT on 23rd Jun
+1 bill the cat
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:36pm GMT on 24th Jun
How much should we bill it for?
rylex said @ 8:37pm GMT on 24th Jun
ack, 5-10, ack. thhhhbbbppt!
robotroadkill said @ 2:17am GMT on 24th Jun
I could tell this was an Ankylosaur post by the title alone :)
snowfox said @ 7:39pm GMT on 25th Jun
Very clever title. You're going to hell though. Turns out the judge has a speech impediment and is not amused.

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