This reminds me of the Schmidt scale and the Scoville unit. There is nothing too terrible for someone to develop a system for rating it. Maybe the internet was onto something.

I would have to interpret the high level of interaction with this post as evidence of widespread allergies in our community.

Benadryl's a hell of a drug.

With motile sperm and female trees that go into heat, those ginkgos are a wild bunch.