Sunday, 12 May 2019

The Florida Man Arrested For His "I EAT ASS" Sticker Might Sue The Sheriff's Office

quote [ This is the story of a man โ€” a man fighting for his right to tell the world that he eats ass. ]

Eat your ass up like a steak
[SFW] [people] [+1 WTF]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT]


Ankylosaur said @ 5:13am GMT on 12th May [Score:3 Underrated]
Some 10-year-old little kid sitting in the passenger seat of his momma's vehicle looks over and sees a cop violating the first amendment and asks his mom why the cop's allowed to get away with it; how is she going to explain that?
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:15am GMT on 12th May
I liked his answer
rylex said @ 6:27am GMT on 12th May
im not sure if this is worthy of a Florida Man post.

the Florida Man in question doesn't truly appear to be acting outrageously dumb or foolish.

Florida Sheriff is just being a standard fascist foot soldier.
damnit said @ 9:04am GMT on 12th May
But they dropped the charges. Guess how...
rylex said @ 4:40pm GMT on 12th May
saw that.

maybe this deserves a florida prosecutor headline. he's the one with the dumbest reasoning here.
zarathustra said @ 8:54am GMT on 12th May
"Having evaluated the evidence through the prism of Supreme Court precedent it is determined that the Defendant has a valid defense to be raised under the First Amendment of our United States Constitution," Assistant State's Attorney John Foster Durrett wrote. "Given such, a jury would not convict under these facts."

A jury would never here this case as it wouldn't get passed a judge.
SnappyNipples said @ 1:30pm GMT on 12th May
Looks like Florida man is going to get a free truck upgrade soon.
satanspenis666 said @ 2:03am GMT on 13th May

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