Tuesday, 7 May 2019

Florida Woman Pulls Foot-Long Alligator From Her Yoga Pants During Traffic Stop

quote [ The driver opened the bags near him, which contained clothes and personal items. The 25-year-old female passenger then opened the backpack at her feet, revealing 42 small three-striped mud turtles and one softshell turtle.

When Charlotte County deputies asked her if she had anything else on her person the deputies needed to know about, she pulled a foot-long alligator out of her yoga pants and placed it in the truck bed, according to the report. ]

I call your trouser-snake, and raise you a foot-long leotard-gator
[SFW] [travel] [+3 WTF]
[by knumbknutz@4:33pmGMT]

Comments

rylex said @ 4:39pm GMT on 7th May [Score:1 Underrated]
told you! 2019 is the year of Florida Woman .
WeiYang said @ 11:46pm GMT on 7th May
Is that a gator in your tights or are you just glad to see me?
arrowhen said @ 1:30am GMT on 8th May
Florida Woman, Florida woman, smuggles all the gators Florida Man couldn't...
rylex said @ 7:18am GMT on 8th May
stuffs a 'gator down her pants for later
snowfox said @ 8:25am GMT on 8th May
I am very impressed she could fit a gator and herself into yoga pants.

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