Wednesday, 10 April 2019

The Surprising Health Benefits of Swallowing Semen

quote [ If you can stomach it, add some cum into your diet. ]

There are surprisingly few semen-related articles here, let's pump up those numbers!
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[by slaytanik@7:41pmGMT]


snowfox said @ 8:15pm GMT on 10th Apr [Score:2]
That's because semen is the stuff of nightmares.

It is the one aspect of being male that is just horrifying. Specifically the sperm part. Having these tiny little swimming cells wriggling around inside of you that you're biologically inclined to insert into other things, like women, horses, and jars of peanut butter.

If my eggs swam around inside me like some kind of parasite, I think I would stab my ovaries out.
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:30pm GMT on 10th Apr
It's not a problem. You can't feel them move. It's not like eating live snakes.
snowfox said @ 8:34pm GMT on 10th Apr
But you can't un-know it o_O
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:37pm GMT on 10th Apr
It doesn't bother me.
satanspenis666 said @ 10:55pm GMT on 10th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
It bothers me that it doesn't bother you
snowfox said @ 2:13am GMT on 11th Apr
I see what you did there... satanspenis666.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:15pm GMT on 11th Apr
Maybe you shouldn't have read The Potent Male.
rylex said @ 1:30am GMT on 11th Apr
how do you sleep at night knowing about the flora of your intestinal tract?
snowfox said @ 2:18am GMT on 11th Apr
I sleep during the day? I also accept that I am merely evolved to be a good vessel for my bacterial colonies and anything else is a ghost in the machine. So I'm more like a mobile home for them... it's not like I make them, they just grow on their own. As a male, I'd be actively making those little swimmers.

I try not to think about it. Operative word being try.

I also wouldn't like having face pubes. I've had a few nightmares about that. So that, not passing, and likely being more successful as a woman than as a man are why I don't transition. If I make it to age 50, I may re-evaluate then.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:13pm GMT on 11th Apr
I felt my brother's beard once out of curiosity. Yeah. Face pubes.
smoki said @ 1:06pm GMT on 11th Apr
Nah, if you're male, it is ingrained in you that you want to spread the little fuckers around. The more world they see, the better you feel. Like sending drones into the unknown.
von_sanchez said @ 9:58am GMT on 13th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
I like to cum in bottles and dump them in the ocean for this reason
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:46am GMT on 14th Apr [Score:1 Underrated]
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Semen in a bottle.
cb361 said @ 5:58pm GMT on 11th Apr
That's because semen is the stuff of nightmares.

It's not that bad. But then, I tried soylent.
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:24pm GMT on 11th Apr
How was it? The soylent, I mean.
cb361 said @ 6:30pm GMT on 11th Apr
A bit like thin pancake batter. I should probably have warmed it up first. At least semen is considerately delivered at body temperature.
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:36pm GMT on 11th Apr
I'd think it would be easier to get down if it was cold. The soylent, I mean.
cb361 said @ 6:43pm GMT on 11th Apr
Maybe the semen too.

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King Of The Hill said @ 4:15am GMT on 16th Apr
So... Your eggs when fertilized attach themselves to your uterine wall... which is also parasitic.
snowfox said @ 6:02am GMT on 16th Apr [Score:1 Underrated]
And that is one of the reasons I don't have babies and use contraception that keeps me from releasing eggs at all. A baby would just be a parasite growing inside of me and that is freaky as fuck.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:19pm GMT on 16th Apr
But babies are cute and cuddly.
arrowhen said @ 3:32am GMT on 17th Apr [Score:2]
Babies smell like rotten milk and are constantly seconds away from a horrible death that you'll somehow be blamed for even when it's clearly their fault. I want nothing to do with them!
snowfox said @ 3:22am GMT on 17th Apr
That's just your filthy biological puppet strings making you say that. Babies are deformed humans that cannot be reasoned with. And we have 7 billion people on this planet. Why the hell do we need more?

Screw babies. Get a pet hagfish or something.
arrowhen said @ 3:32am GMT on 17th Apr
Marry me and never have my babies!
snowfox said @ 6:48am GMT on 17th Apr
Yeah but are you reasonably attractive and a submissive? Either way, I promise to never have your babies <3>
arrowhen said @ 7:43am GMT on 17th Apr
Define "reasonably".

And "submissive".
King Of The Hill said @ 4:51am GMT on 18th Apr
She means do you have money and are you willing to let her spend it all? I believe that is both attractive and submissive.
snowfox said @ 11:51am GMT on 19th Apr [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
No. I mean I am a Dominant and I want total submission and someone who looks ok enough even without the hood and ballgag.
snowfox said @ 11:52am GMT on 19th Apr
Do small children cry when they see pictures of you? And are you ok with me using you as an ottoman while I work?
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:28pm GMT on 10th Apr
This was written by a teenage boy, right?
Headlessfriar said @ 10:22pm GMT on 10th Apr [Score:3]

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