That's because semen is the stuff of nightmares.

It is the one aspect of being male that is just horrifying. Specifically the sperm part. Having these tiny little swimming cells wriggling around inside of you that you're biologically inclined to insert into other things, like women, horses, and jars of peanut butter.

If my eggs swam around inside me like some kind of parasite, I think I would stab my ovaries out.

It's not a problem. You can't feel them move. It's not like eating live snakes.

But you can't un-know it o_O

It doesn't bother me.

It bothers me that it doesn't bother you

I see what you did there... satanspenis666.

Maybe you shouldn't have read The Potent Male.

how do you sleep at night knowing about the flora of your intestinal tract?

I sleep during the day? I also accept that I am merely evolved to be a good vessel for my bacterial colonies and anything else is a ghost in the machine. So I'm more like a mobile home for them... it's not like I make them, they just grow on their own. As a male, I'd be actively making those little swimmers.

I try not to think about it. Operative word being try.

I also wouldn't like having face pubes. I've had a few nightmares about that. So that, not passing, and likely being more successful as a woman than as a man are why I don't transition. If I make it to age 50, I may re-evaluate then.

I felt my brother's beard once out of curiosity. Yeah. Face pubes.

Nah, if you're male, it is ingrained in you that you want to spread the little fuckers around. The more world they see, the better you feel. Like sending drones into the unknown.

I like to cum in bottles and dump them in the ocean for this reason

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Semen in a bottle.

That's because semen is the stuff of nightmares.

It's not that bad. But then, I tried soylent.

How was it? The soylent, I mean.

A bit like thin pancake batter. I should probably have warmed it up first. At least semen is considerately delivered at body temperature.

I'd think it would be easier to get down if it was cold. The soylent, I mean.

Maybe the semen too.

Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails

So... Your eggs when fertilized attach themselves to your uterine wall... which is also parasitic.

And that is one of the reasons I don't have babies and use contraception that keeps me from releasing eggs at all. A baby would just be a parasite growing inside of me and that is freaky as fuck.

But babies are cute and cuddly.

Babies smell like rotten milk and are constantly seconds away from a horrible death that you'll somehow be blamed for even when it's clearly their fault. I want nothing to do with them!

That's just your filthy biological puppet strings making you say that. Babies are deformed humans that cannot be reasoned with. And we have 7 billion people on this planet. Why the hell do we need more?

Screw babies. Get a pet hagfish or something.

Marry me and never have my babies!

Yeah but are you reasonably attractive and a submissive? Either way, I promise to never have your babies <3

Define "reasonably".

And "submissive".

She means do you have money and are you willing to let her spend it all? I believe that is both attractive and submissive.

No. I mean I am a Dominant and I want total submission and someone who looks ok enough even without the hood and ballgag.

Do small children cry when they see pictures of you? And are you ok with me using you as an ottoman while I work?

This was written by a teenage boy, right?