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Why is that the only thing I can remember from that fucking movie

Back in my day, it was just use Gaseous Form, get inhaled, then turn solid again.

I'd have to say that Thanos anal snuff porn is a truly glowing example of Rule 34.

Why was Goatse the first thing that came to my mind after reading this article?

It's obvious. Because the Goatse Manoeuvre is Thanos' only hope for survival.

The impact force F of any moving object in a deformation (object = Ant-Man, deformation = anus) is given by the equation F = mv²/s.

Thanos cannot alter Ant-Man's mass, m, or his velocity, v. But through years of dedicated stretching exercises (aided perhaps by a certain manual metal prosthesis), he can dramatically (some might say horrifically) increase the elasticity of his anal cavity.

Doing so increases s, the deformation distance, as the anal wall distends to absorb Ant-Man's sudden change in velocity, Δv. As impact force is inversely proportional to s, the internal impact on Thanos is spread over greater time, and after absorbing the attack Thanos can simply clench his way to victory with a balancing counterforce, -F.

I for one am glad to see you using the internet to attain a better understanding of fundamental physics. This, after all, is what the internet is for.

This is the stuff that makes SE great.

You know you're getting old when you discover yourself thinking about Goatse with a certain nostalgia.

Hey guys, remember tubgirl and lemon party? Sigh... Those were better days.

Now it’s a genre of porn called Beer Festival

Cockmongler with his trex shirt.

Because the internet.

You can choose any day I've ever lived. I've never had the ability to shrink and grow (Very much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ), but still, not any of those days I have woken up to hope, "I hope I can become a hero of the universe by shrinking to microscopic level and growing inside a man's ass to destroy him."

Well, you've got to have realistic hopes, don't you? I sometimes grow substantially, and then tell a man I'm going to destroy him while entering his ass. I get to feel like a hero of the universe about two minutes later, for a few seconds at least.

It might not be much, but when you compare the clean-up afterwards to what Ant-Man has to cope with... it's enough for me.

He just needs to walk through a carwash. He'll be fine.

Well, with that attitude you never will.

Wouldn't it be sort of like neo and agent smith? Just a different pont of entry and hopefully without Keanu standing there in a sort of girlyman hulk pose while the world pulsates around him?