Sunday, 24 March 2019

Uri Geller promises to stop Brexit using telepathy

quote [ Illusionist has told Theresa May he will ‘not allow’ her to lead Britain out of the EU ]

Uri Geller's gonna tell or bend the truth so I don't know
[SFW] [politics] [+1 WTF]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 7:11am GMT on 24th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
Finally, a practical plan that we can all get behind.
donnie said @ 9:01am GMT on 24th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
The sad thing is, this is probably the most productive action that has been taken on Brexit in months.
Ankylosaur said @ 6:00am GMT on 24th Mar
captainstubing said @ 9:35am GMT on 24th Mar
So he can do this but kept his head down during the vote?

Is that it?
Hugh E. said @ 1:11pm GMT on 24th Mar
*flop sweat* *adjusts tie* "Not even Uri Gelller could see this going poorly" *David Cameron laughs and sulks away*
thepublicone said @ 12:37pm GMT on 24th Mar
I have randomly selected a spoon from this pile of freshly unpacked commercial-grade restaurant spoons purchased from my local restaurant supply store. If I hand it to Geller, and he bends it with his mind, then we can talk.

My money is on the spoon.
rylex said @ 5:57pm GMT on 24th Mar
Deciding to utilize your hand in bending the spoon is bending it with your mind.
damnit said @ 11:14pm GMT on 24th Mar
He'll probably have conditioned you to pick a specific spoon from the pile, ensuring it's the right one.
damnit said @ 11:12pm GMT on 24th Mar
He's really good at reading people and picking up cues.

I remembered that show with him and Chris "Mindfreak" Angel on it and Angel bet $1million to the world to guess what he wrote on a piece of paper, which he'll open at the last episode. Uri guessed it, but was stopped short from saying
Criss angel Gets owned by Uri geller !!!
5th Earth said @ 1:58am GMT on 25th Mar
If there was any legitimate likelihood of this working (telepathically manipulating a world leader), he'd be snapped up by some government and/or criminal organization and put to work for espionage.

It's like xkcd's point about dowsing and remote viewing: if they worked, the oil industry would be using them.

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