Friday, 22 March 2019

Flat-Earthers Cruise Will Sail to Antarctica Ice Wall at the Planet's Edge.

quote [ Believers in a flat Earth will have an opportunity to sail to Antarctica in 2020 on a cruise organized by the Flat Earth International Conference. ]

They should have 2 cruise ships head off in different directions. Hilarity will ensue when they both meet up at Antarctica at the same time.
[SFW] [religion & spirituality] [+7 Funny]
[by knumbknutz@9:04pmGMT]

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mwooody said @ 3:01am GMT on 23rd Mar [Score:1 Funny]
They're all gathered on the "B" ship. The other ships will surely be along any moment now.
SnappyNipples said @ 4:10pm GMT on 23rd Mar
Being eaten by a enormous mutant star-goat would be too good for the lot.
Ankylosaur said @ 9:20pm GMT on 22nd Mar
I'd be more impressed if they cruised to the Arctic to witness the giant spindle the Earth turns on.

I wonder, is B-Side Earth populated entirely with hipsters?
Bruceski said @ 10:55pm GMT on 22nd Mar
As per the Garden of Eden myth, the b-side is just the rest of the drum solo.
hellboy said @ 12:30am GMT on 23rd Mar
That's a very old, obscure deep cut, I'm surprised you've even heard of it.
Hugh E. said @ 11:12pm GMT on 22nd Mar
The two ships meeting up only prove the fact that "The Earth" is a Mobius strip - which is, yes, that's right, FLAT! (like de pancaaake)
Ankylosaur said @ 11:54pm GMT on 22nd Mar
"The Earth"™ is a one-dimensional string woven into a tapestry of many earthstrings that is hanging on a wall in a castle made of non-euclidean blocks high on a cliff in Hyperscotland overlooking the home of the transdimensional being we call the "Loch Ness Monster".

I can prove this once and for all if you would just fund my expedition to Loch Ness to lasso the hyperdimensional being and ride it as it phases into the fabric of the earth tapestry where I will post pictures of the Other Side to Instragram.
hellboy said @ 12:31am GMT on 23rd Mar
Joke's gonna be on you when they bring back photos of the great turtle stack.
zarathustra said @ 8:11am GMT on 23rd Mar
So, if we got down there, killed the first turtle and mined if for meat, would the shell hold the world up or slip off. IF it were to slip off, how long would it take. I need to know before my ipo and if I decide to have children.
rylex said @ 12:49am GMT on 23rd Mar
Bigger joke, they both crash into icebergs, sink and claim that they encountered the icewall.
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:04am GMT on 23rd Mar
Maybe they'll get eaten by some shoggoths.
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:10am GMT on 23rd Mar
So they're going to sail to within sight of Antarctica and declare the Earth is flat based on that? Antarctica exists, therefore the Earth is flat. Makes as much sense as any other crazy conspiracy theory, I guess.

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