Monday, 31 December 2018
quote [ A number of characters’ sexual shenanigans are followed leading up to a big New Year’s Eve party ]
What are you doing New Year's, New Year's Eve?
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JWWargo said @ 7:13am GMT on 31st Dec
[Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
I can't remember the title, but many many moons ago I saw a film with Ron Jeremy where during sex with a woman she asks him if he wants her to put a finger in his ass. He chuckles, then deadpan says, "Skip it." The timing was perfect, and I haven't laughed so hard watching porn since.
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slaytanik said @ 10:42am GMT on 31st Dec
[Score:1 Funny]
Funniest I've heard recently is in Amish Girls on Rumspringa (vol 2 I think)
Girl: My father's fallen off the wagon Guy: Oh he's an acloholic? Girl: No he literally fell off a wagon, broke his leg From the same movie: "Take me, dark heathen, before father wakes up for his porridge." |