Thursday, 29 November 2018

For Defense Against Active Shooters, University Hands Out Hockey Pucks

quote [ The faculty union at Michigan's Oakland University purchased 2,500 hockey pucks to be used as a potential weapon of last resort. The pucks also double as a fundraising tool. ]

Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+1 Good]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:01amGMT]

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5th Earth said @ 12:34pm GMT on 29th Nov
Not to be understated: the fundraising is the real reason for this. The district won't buy interior locks for the classrooms, so they are trying to raise the money using the pucks to advertise.
dolemite said @ 4:32pm GMT on 29th Nov
Agreed. If they were serious about the "weapon of last resort" thing they'd be selling billiard balls.
Spleentwentythree said @ 3:46pm GMT on 29th Nov
Now they just need guns that shoot pucks and the circle of death is complete
Headlessfriar said @ 4:59pm GMT on 29th Nov
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun that shoots pucks is Wayne Gretzky.
cb361 said[1] @ 5:47pm GMT on 29th Nov
If you don't give students hockey pucks, only the criminals will have hockey pucks.

And Wayne Gretzky.
Kama-Kiri said @ 3:59am GMT on 30th Nov
What's Don Rickles got to do with this? oh wait...
Jodan said @ 4:45am GMT on 30th Nov
Michigan is turning into Canada, too much time in Windsor.

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