Tuesday, 20 November 2018

Piers Morgan's Advice on International Men's Day

quote [ I have a confession to make.
This isn’t easy, and I’ve taken a long time to summons up the strength to do it.
I’m aware that just by admitting to what I’m about to admit, I will subject myself to all manner of global shame and ridicule.
I’ll be taunted, abused, shunned and reviled.
But as Sir Winston Churchill once so rightly said: ‘You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.’
OK, here goes…
I am a man. ]

I didn't know a day to celebrate the Y chromosome existed until I happened by this. And not really advice, rather just a bunch of insults lobbed at modern feminists and an example of "real feminism" in a female F1 driver who crashed spectacularly at a recent racing event.

Why am I posting this?... ¯|_(ツ)_/¯
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Comments

Dienes said @ 12:55pm GMT on 20th Nov [Score:4 Funsightful]
Sometimes I like to imagine how clogged the internet would be with articles and events and fundraisers if all the people asking about International Men's Day back in March actually cared about it in November.

arrowhen said @ 6:58pm GMT on 20th Nov
March is Steak and Blowjob Day, I could see how people could easily confuse the two.
cb361 said @ 8:39am GMT on 20th Nov [Score:2 Underrated]
No thanks. I have to read enough trolling as it is.
cb361 said @ 5:47pm GMT on 20th Nov [Score:2]
Hugh E. said @ 1:36am GMT on 20th Nov [Score:1 Funsightful]
The article makes sense when you put the pieces together.

("Hypocrisy is sadly a prevalent theme"):

"it’s not all a patriarchal bed of roses being a man." "Can you even imagine the scale of self-pitying hell ".

"We don’t want to be disapprovingly frowned at"

"We don’t want to be informed that James Bond has to stop hitting on women" "When in fact what they’re really doing is selling nudity and sex."

"We don’t want to be told we can’t appreciate a female star’s" "flipping the bird in topless selfies"

"We don’t want to be disapprovingly frowned at for opening doors for women or standing up for them on trains or when they walk into a room" "permanently apologising doormats"

"We want to pride ourselves on being a" "papoose-clad", "provider, in whatever capacity that manifests itself to the benefit of a woman or family"

"We don’t want to be disapprovingly frowned at"

"Rescue yourself!" "THAT is true feminist empowerment"

"We don’t want to be disapprovingly frowned at"

fin
foobar said[1] @ 5:28pm GMT on 20th Nov [Score:1 Funny]
I’m a man who’s actually proud of being a man, and who also likes being MASCULINE.

That's right bollocks you beardless child.
Menchi said @ 8:05pm GMT on 22nd Nov [Score:1 Underrated]
"I'm masculine!!!" he whined piteously.

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