Sunday, 23 September 2018

Thieves caught hours after stealing GPS tracking devices from tech company

quote [ Police say high-tech thieves were caught stealing thousands of dollars worth of GPS tracking devices from a Santa Clara tech company. ]

I think of Oceans 11 when I hear "high-tech thieves", not some guy who stumbled across a box of computer parts that look expensive.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+5 Funny]
[by satanspenis666@3:29pmGMT]


BUGGERLUGS123 said @ 4:37pm GMT on 23rd Sep
Just think about the level of stupidity here for one second. The company that produces them could just track all of them anyway, so its no wonder the police fround them so quickly.
rylex said @ 8:11pm GMT on 23rd Sep
Thank you obviousman! Your super powers have saved us again!!
Ankylosaur said @ 8:16pm GMT on 23rd Sep
rylex is being sarcastic because BUGGERLUGS123 described why the story is funny.
spazm said @ 9:06pm GMT on 23rd Sep
It’s super effective!
SnappyNipples said @ 6:51pm GMT on 23rd Sep
Took me a second for this to set in, but man this is so funny.
rylex said @ 8:15pm GMT on 23rd Sep
How the fuck does someone cut themselves getting a beer out of the fridge?
SnappyNipples said @ 8:29pm GMT on 23rd Sep
I don't know but this is like a sandwich made of hilarity. Steal a gps trackable item, cut yourself all while leaving both finger prints and DNA.
rylex said @ 8:33pm GMT on 23rd Sep
I'm sure we can watch the made for netflix movie in time for christmas!
Bruceski said @ 11:50pm GMT on 23rd Sep
It's an office fridge, damn right I'm gonna booby-trap my beer!
Ussmak said @ 7:38pm GMT on 23rd Sep
Where's the mugshots?
Ankylosaur said @ 8:14pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:5 Funny]
37.353874, -121.93875
rylex said @ 8:12pm GMT on 23rd Sep
+1 πŸ™„
Anonynonymous said @ 12:19am GMT on 24th Sep
Wait, are we sure that this wasn't a publicity stunt?

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