Friday, 14 September 2018

How Will Police Solve Murders on Mars?

quote [ If humans ever go to Mars, the worst of our impulses will accompany us there. The Red Planet will not rid us of murder, violence, and blackmail. There will be kidnapping, extortion, and burglary. Given time, we will even see bank heists.... Mars P.D. will have to deal with new blood-spatter patterns, different body decay rates, and space-suit sabotage—and they won’t be able to fire guns indoors. ]

C.S.I Mars - the series writes itself. Or maybe we can just remake the film Outland
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+2 Interesting]
[by Space_1889@3:13pmGMT]


hellboy said[1] @ 4:32pm GMT on 14th Sep [Score:1 Underrated]
By the time we establish a human colony on Mars, the police will be able to shoot whomever they want and that person's criminal record will be revised appropriately after the fact to reflect their guilty status.
arrowhen said @ 6:02am GMT on 15th Sep [Score:1 Funsightful]
So, now, basically?
steele said @ 4:42pm GMT on 14th Sep
I mean, I can smell the space weed from here.
Bruceski said @ 7:26pm GMT on 14th Sep
Actually there's a photo on Facebook of the guy passing within 5 feet of a joint six years ago, so he got what he deserved.
Ankylosaur said @ 7:51am GMT on 15th Sep
He came from Canadian Mars.
HoZay said @ 7:06pm GMT on 14th Sep
Just leave it to The Old Ones.
moriati said @ 7:08pm GMT on 14th Sep
Outland is a great movie.
moriati said @ 7:09pm GMT on 14th Sep
But Ghosts of Mars provides the definitive version of how crimes will be solved on the red planet.
ComposerNate said @ 6:14am GMT on 15th Sep
There will be no animal agriculture on Mars
foobar said @ 8:10am GMT on 17th Sep
Of course there will.

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