Saturday, 28 July 2018

Entrepreneur Magazine: Become an entrepreneur by ingesting catshit

quote [ An increasing number of young people are getting fascinated with entrepreneurship, freedom of time being the primary reason behind the ongoing trend. But entrepreneurship is risky and requires an enormous amount of courage to embrace risks and forge ahead alone in the daunting journey. But what if we give tell you that there is an easy way to become a successful entrepreneur, and its none other than cat poop. Stefanie K. Johnson, lead author of the study and an associate professor in CU Boulder's Leeds School of Business. "New ventures have high failure rates, so a fear of failure is quite rational. Toxoplasma gondii might just reduce that rational fear." ]

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED LATE STAGE CATIPOOISM

[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+2 WTF]
[by Ankylosaur@6:38amGMT]

Comments

rezties said @ 7:18am GMT on 28th Jul
I'm... I'm good
Poppedeye said @ 9:34am GMT on 28th Jul
Based on the description of symptoms exhibited by the infected, I do not believe I carry this virus.
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:01pm GMT on 28th Jul
"Based on the description of symptoms exhibited by the infected, I do not believe I carry this virus." -Toxoplasmosa Gondii
Poppedeye said @ 2:12pm GMT on 28th Jul
I don't exhibit those behaviors, is all. It's a 1 in 3.75 chance. Being a cat owner increases those odds. I haven't been regularly around them in 11 years. Yes, I could have it, but if so it doesn't seem to effect me in a noticeable way. Someone was also telling me if you have it it makes you want to have more cats around. I don't seem to have that either, AFAICT.
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:49pm GMT on 28th Jul
Arrowhen is 40% toxoplasma gondii.
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:47pm GMT on 28th Jul
I'm sorry. The proper joke chain response is

""""Based on the description of symptoms exhibited by the infected, I do not believe I carry this virus." -Toxoplasmosa Gondii" -lilmookieesquire" - Toxoplasmosa Gondii"
cb361 said @ 11:18am GMT on 28th Jul
Dienes said @ 12:34pm GMT on 28th Jul
I have a couple boxes of business savvy to scoop if anyone's interested.
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:48pm GMT on 28th Jul
Do you feed wet or dry? Cause it has to be grade A cat poo for me, or nothing.
arrowhen said @ 2:20pm GMT on 28th Jul
With as many cats as I have, there should be a line of venture capitalists at my door with wheelbarrows full of cartoon money bags.
lilmookieesquire said @ 3:36pm GMT on 28th Jul
There have been. why do you think they keep bringing you kills from outside?
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:00pm GMT on 28th Jul
എനിക്ക് പൂച്ച ചെടിയാണ് വേണ്ടത്

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