We always knew they were a magical fruit, but it turned out to be dark magic all along.

Beans, beans, the cursed legumes,
if you ever eat them you're probably doomed
to succumb to the power of the unholy arts,
and even if not, you'll still probably fart.

The more you eat, the more you depart.

That was actually pretty fascinating. I mean the whole lethalness vs nutrition thing. Like inca killing themselves with green potatoes as some sort of harvest festivity.