Friday, 11 May 2018
quote [ A long time ago, Earth was destroyed in a global thermonuclear war.
Soon afterwards, a global sickness started to spread through radioactive contaminated air. Fewer and fewer women were born until, humanity was close to extinction. To escape our dying planet, an Ark was built to find a new home for humanity. We started to develop artificial females to sustain the population on our long journey. Many years have passed since the first working unit was was produced. Testing this vital technology is your job. Treat the bot with respect, as improper behavior might spell doom for not just you, but all of humanity. Even it's just a machine, it is imperative to earn their trust and admiration Be gentle, sensitive, and ensure the survival of the human race. Your Captain, Hazelhoff ] LOL! Sorry, had to share. :D
|
mwooody said @ 2:42am GMT on 12th May
We didn't get flying cars like we were promised, but y'know what, I'm good. We cool, future. We cool.
|
steele said @ 5:15pm GMT on 12th May
Just in case you're unaware, there's a whole subreddit of this stuff. This is just the one funny enough to share.
|
damnit said @ 6:55pm GMT on 12th May
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
|
rylex said @ 9:23pm GMT on 12th May
You can follow where they lead.
I'll carve my own path where millenials dare to tread |