Friday, 13 April 2018
quote [ [Moderating a post] It's just combining things that already existed, but I call that original. ]
How was your week? I didn't do shit. Huzzah!
Running time: 24m20s
MUSIC Intro: Bibio - Quantock Outro: Bibio - A tout a l'heure SE Digest Archive (for all volumes of the podcast)
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cb361 said[1] @ 1:48am GMT on 14th Apr
[Score:2 Classy Pr0n]
A dieting colleague at work today said something like "If I start to eat a chocolate bar, you have genuine permission to hit me". It sounded like some bizarre BDSM agreement, so for a joke I decided to download and print a master/slave "contract". I've set up a second netcard in my computer with direct internet, so I reckoned I was safe browsing to https://bdsmcafe.com/resources/bdsm-contracts-checklists/sample-contract-100-ownership/
I clicked Print, and waited for noisy whirr from the printer nearby. No sound. Suddenly I felt cold. I looked around an office containing a hundred or more people, and suddenly wondered which printer in the place my computer had decided to print eight pages of "Slave is to achieve orgasm ONLY by permission of Owner" etc to... Anticlimatic conclusion - I had clicked Print Preview by mistake. |
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:15am GMT on 14th Apr
This is why I don't joke at work.
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