Thursday, 29 March 2018

Lana Rhoades Leaves You Breathless

quote [ From: Porn Fidelity
Pornstars: Lana Rhoades, Ryan Madison
Categories: Big Ass, Babe, Big Tits, Brunette, Hardcore, Pornstar, HD
Production: Professional
Tags: pornfidelity, big boobs, butt, lana rhoades, ryan madison, cumshot, facial, tit fuck, ass, lingerie, stockings, sexy, eyes, heels, babe, brunette ]

Guess which celebrity actress I didn't put in one of those pornstar by face programs but after viewing this porn made me think of her, and I'll bestow a gift of a lifetime SE subscription at the coveted Rainbow level* on the next podcast episode. Be the envy of lil' mookies everywhere!

(*Rainbow level subscription is like reiki healing, you won't see it doing anything but you'll FEEL it working...)
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+2 Underrated]
[by JWWargo@7:03amGMT]


Ankylosaur said @ 2:17pm GMT on 29th Mar [Score:2]
dolemite said @ 3:35pm GMT on 29th Mar
backSLIDER said @ 4:22am GMT on 31st Mar
Yeah because the name is the craziest part of that.../s
dolemite said @ 5:04am GMT on 1st Apr
Actually the whole page fucked with me. I can't say with any certainty what quantifiable actions or services these ladies are offering to perform?

transfer of "archangelic energies" that industry slang for oral?
backSLIDER said @ 7:44am GMT on 1st Apr
My wife has run down the metaphysics rabbit hole... she seems to have come back for the most part but here is what I've gleened. Reiki very focused wishing or praying for someones aura or chakras. It is "energy work" that can be done long destance. These ladies seem to be marketing themselves to people who want this done on there pets as well. Seems like the right target market for what my grandmother would have called "whoo whoo."
dolemite said @ 8:12pm GMT on 1st Apr
Yeah, I was disappointed when I googled reiki. I guess something sexual was too much to hope for.
backSLIDER said @ 3:39am GMT on 2nd Apr
Yeah... don't deep dive tantric sex. Your imaginations are going to be better, trust me.
Seneki said @ 7:14am GMT on 29th Mar
Uhh. Megan Fox?
JWWargo said @ 7:43am GMT on 29th Mar
Nope. But every wrong guess gets a hint:

The celebrity I thought of is one I think is mediocre at best. That I found this pornstar attractive made me think I may be attracted to mediocre celeb which caused me to sigh.
ooo[......7 said @ 7:47am GMT on 29th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
It better not be

Rachel Weisz
JWWargo said[1] @ 9:37am GMT on 29th Mar

Forgot a hint: Upon looking them up I actually saw them appear in a film in 2005, a film based on one of my favorite books that I was very excited for but was pretty meh overall.
ooo[......7 said @ 11:37am GMT on 29th Mar [Score:2 laz0r]

Hitchhikers guide was a great movie.

It's Zooey!
JWWargo said @ 11:44am GMT on 29th Mar
It was a messy film. Also your answer is correct.
Bob Denver said @ 7:55am GMT on 29th Mar
Kirstie Alley?
JWWargo said @ 9:37am GMT on 29th Mar

I first remember seeing her guest on a popular Showtime series circa 2006-07. I couldn't figure out at first if I was annoyed with the character, or her acting. When I saw her in a supporting role of an indie film a couple years later I confirmed it was the acting.
moriati said @ 10:15am GMT on 29th Mar
Madeline Zima ...
JWWargo said @ 10:28am GMT on 29th Mar
GREAT GUESS, but wrong Showtime series.
damnit said @ 10:22am GMT on 29th Mar
Jaime Murray
moriati said @ 10:32am GMT on 29th Mar
Or Jennifer Carpenter ... could see either being the one.
JWWargo said @ 10:48am GMT on 29th Mar
Nope. I found her character annoying at times, but thought she did an excellent job of performing the role.
JWWargo said @ 10:37am GMT on 29th Mar
Nope. Also wow, I watched the entire Dexter series some years ago but don't remember her character in it.

I'm running out of hints, I actually don't know this celebrity all that well. I looked them up, apparently they are also a musician and received a grammy nomination.
steele said @ 11:21am GMT on 29th Mar
I know who! But I already have a nightly moonbeam subscription.
JWWargo said @ 8:23pm GMT on 29th Mar
I'm holding out for the Galactic Alignment subscription to become available.

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