Monday, 22 January 2018
quote [ Cuddling them through the mayhem may be key to their survival. ]
I've found my calling; I'm going to be a full-time baby cuddler.
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Dienes said @ 5:40pm GMT on 22nd Jan
[Score:3 Insightful]
This seems like an easy gig but its really not. One of the hospitals I interned at had a room specifically for volunteers with the addicted infants. There's a lot of crying, sometimes from both parties. A lot.
God bless anyone strong and good enough to volunteer. I don't think I could. |
steele said @ 6:50pm GMT on 22nd Jan
No doubt. Babies that won't stop crying for regular reasons are a special kind of self-doubting hell. I can only imagine how much rougher it must be when they're going through withdrawal and what they're looking for can't be sated by anything you have to offer.
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arrowhen said @ 7:27pm GMT on 22nd Jan
Just thinking out loud here, but couldn't we just pile the babies together and let them cuddle each other? Maybe with baby-sized doses of MDMA to get the ball rolling?
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mechanical contrivance said @ 7:37pm GMT on 22nd Jan
Taking this to the logical conclusion, why not just kill the babies?
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5th Earth said @ 7:56pm GMT on 22nd Jan
... I'm not sure that's the logical conclusion.
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NuncEstBibendum said @ 7:27am GMT on 23rd Jan
Logic ain't for pussies.
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