Saturday, 20 January 2018

SE Ranking

quote [ SE Ranking is a dynamically growing company that develops the best-of-breed SEO software that offers all standard SEO tools along with special features that could not be found on any other SEO platform. ]

"Website owners love how simple yet powerful our SEO platform is."
"SEO gurus have all SEO and extra unique features on one platform."

It took me a few minutes and some googling to even figure out what "SEO" means.
I was going to post this as a "quickie," but that category seems to be gone.
[SFW] [business]
[by midden@7:22pmGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 7:23pm GMT on 20th Jan
Sensible Endowment Onanist
steele said @ 7:48pm GMT on 20th Jan
Quickies have been gone for over a year! Why do you insist on taunting me with the thing that should not have been??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????!!!!!
midden said @ 8:00pm GMT on 20th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
I think it took me over a year to notice that both Post streaks and Users Online had collapsable info under them.

Yeah, I'm a little slow.
Hugh E. said @ 9:08pm GMT on 20th Jan [Score:1 Underrated]
It's clearly marked with the Wu Xing Earth character. Duh.
Spyike said @ 8:16pm GMT on 20th Jan
Just over a year behind? You might want to sit down before you start catching up on world politics. Hooo boy...
lilmookieesquire said[1] @ 8:46pm GMT on 20th Jan
Fancy a quickie?

THE ANSWER IS NO.

QUICKIES ARE VERBOTEN!
TM said @ 9:25pm GMT on 20th Jan [Score:2]
Reminds me of the guy who goes into the bistro. The cute waitress approaches him and says "what'll ya have?" He looks down the menu and replies "I'd like a quickie, please." She snarls and slaps him across the jaw. "One more insult out of you, and you're 86'ed. Now: what do you want FOR LUNCH?" Seeing the guy's plight, the fellow at the next table leans over and says "I believe that's pronounced 'quiche.'"
arrowhen said @ 11:49pm GMT on 20th Jan
I thought Quickies were a pretty good workaround for that bug that makes it where you can't post links in the Shoutbox.
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:55am GMT on 21st Jan
Feature! He means feature.

Please Hammer, don’t hurt him.
Ankylosaur said @ 10:33pm GMT on 20th Jan
Is this just an ad?
Hugh E. said @ 12:07am GMT on 21st Jan
For the Quickie category, yes.
midden said @ 3:47am GMT on 21st Jan
Yeah, it's just the landing page for the SE Ranking dot com. As I mention in the header, it's really just a funny quickie.

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