Sunday, 14 January 2018

Terror in Paradise: I Got the Hawaii Missile Message and Prepared to Die

quote [ Something must be done. Not just about the flawed warning system in Hawaii, but about a world in which nations are poised to destroy each other with barely a moment's notice. ]

I just read JWWargo's shout, and found this. I live right outside DC. If i get this message, I'm going outside to sit in my garden.
[SFW] [science & technology] [+2 WTF]
[by midden@12:16amGMT]

Comments

steele said @ 3:17am GMT on 14th Jan [Score:2]
JWWargo said @ 6:48am GMT on 14th Jan
apomorph said @ 1:26am GMT on 14th Jan
I agree, the scariest thing about this is that people thought it was reasonably likely to be true.
lilmookieesquire said @ 1:27am GMT on 14th Jan
I hope the missile message had "You may begin the rioting." in it.
knumbknutz said @ 1:36am GMT on 14th Jan [Score:1 Underrated]
JWWargo said @ 1:29am GMT on 14th Jan
One thing did blow up... My Facebook feed!
gendo666 said @ 1:35am GMT on 14th Jan

I'm getting Cuban missile flashbacks.

Now let me recommend Matinee (1993) with John Goodman.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107529/

I mean why not do it baby? We are all going to die when the bomb hits.
- or we need to repopulate the world.
norok said @ 2:51am GMT on 14th Jan
Too young for Cuban missile crisis... but I do remember the Orange/Red/Purple/Fuscia Alerts of the Bush Administration. All of that turned out to be just as pointless.
ComposerNate said @ 9:23am GMT on 14th Jan [Score:2 laz0r]
The point of the color alerts was to conveniently scare US citizenry into obedience.
quaint said @ 11:25am GMT on 14th Jan
You probably won't die, unless you live in a targeted city. Or within about 20 miles of one.
midden said @ 1:50pm GMT on 14th Jan
At least not right away. So, I guess that's better?
hellboy said @ 4:24am GMT on 15th Jan
No, you probably want to die right away. If you miss out on the initial bombardment you'll be trapped in a radioactive wasteland fighting cannibals for shelf-stable food and medical supplies. But with no save game options, pizza delivery, or Netflix breaks.
midden said @ 4:45am GMT on 15th Jan
Exactly my point.
SnappyNipples said @ 2:02am GMT on 14th Jan
So people actually believe NK has a viable nuke launchable by ICBM?
5th Earth said @ 5:49am GMT on 14th Jan
Why is that hard to believe? They have nukes. They have ICBMs. Their resources are limited but this is literally 50 year old technology they are replicating.
kylemcbitch said @ 8:51am GMT on 14th Jan
I have a rude awakening for you.

NK can get to orbit. Which means they can get to anywhere, at all.
quaint said @ 11:26am GMT on 14th Jan
I have some basic electronics for you.

Getting into orbit is (relatively speaking) fairly easy. Getting back down again without melting or shaking your circuit boards to destruction is (relatively speaking) fairly hard.
SnappyNipples said @ 3:51pm GMT on 14th Jan
This is the part I'm inferring about. NK may have a device that can induce fission, that may fit into a cargo container and weigh tons. I do not believe they have a warhead miniaturized to fit into a properly designed re-entry fairing with tested avionics, and the hardened electronics to give the ability at bringing a warhead down in one piece. Perhaps they should of practiced like the rest of us by sending monkeys into space.
conception said[2] @ 6:41pm GMT on 14th Jan
There are pictures of Fearless Leader with a missile sized warhead. Almost assuredly at this point they have the ability to strike US mainland with a nuclear weapon.

For instance - https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/03/21/42-82553647_custom-96a79958320dea6f57093deec9d95ab2ef58aff0-s1600-c85.jpg

People a decade ago were saying NK was a decade away from a viable weapon... well here we are. And they are on schedule.

SnappyNipples said @ 9:08pm GMT on 14th Jan
Yeah I saw that picture too from the Atlantic where it stated he was standing next to the alleged miniaturized weapon. I can also prove Elvis is alive because off all the picture proof online.
kylemcbitch said[2] @ 4:21am GMT on 15th Jan
This is not...a good arguement.

Our first ICBMs which could launch to space and re-enter as directed ran on hardware that your current cellphone would out compete. And yes, we have in fact put satellites into space running Android on cellphone processors openly available on the free market.

Beyond that, you don't need the electronics to survive entirely. Point, shoot, and only the firing mechanism for collapsing the nuclear material have to survive. Maybe a barometer if you plan to have it go off at a certain height rather than in atmo... which still going to devastate a huge area and also give a nice EMP shock across a huge range.

The question is only if their warhead is light enough for their rocket to carry to space or not.
kylemcbitch said @ 9:11am GMT on 14th Jan
On a day when 1.5 million people thought they needed to say goodbye forever to their loved one, our president has nothing to say about it.

Instead, apparently, all Trump has to say is that the person who said Trump's losing his mind is crazy.

Really? That's what we need to hear now?

norok I am curious if this has any effect on your opinion of his competence?
norok said[1] @ 5:28pm GMT on 14th Jan
Anything he said would be talked shit about. Staying quiet about a state government mistake in a state that doesn't support you and whose judges block your immigration policies at every turn; smart.
kylemcbitch said @ 6:42pm GMT on 14th Jan
That is the opposite of smart. He is all of our president, and that was over a million people that thought they were going to die because of his rhetoric about NK and nukes.

Imagine if Kennedy said "The stories of my infidelity are massively overblown!" the night of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

You think Kennedy would still be considered a great man?
norok said @ 9:59pm GMT on 14th Jan
I blame Truman. McArthur is rolling over in his grave because he requested nukes to finish off NK and was denied.

I know it's convenient and ideologically correct to blame Trump but it's not an honest assessment. Everything that happens the media will blame on Trump but try to have a little objectivity.

North Korea is not going to instigate a nuclear conflict; it's suicide and everyone in the world (including North Korea) knows it. Kim got them and keeps them to avoid the fate of Saddam, Gadafi, and all the other regimes we saw fit to change.
kylemcbitch said[1] @ 10:20pm GMT on 14th Jan
I am not talking about NK specifically, Norok. I am talking about the non-response from our head of state to 1.5 million terrified civilians. Regardless of who or what threatened us, that's absolutely something a president should be responding to, to help set people at ease.
norok said @ 5:19am GMT on 15th Jan
That is a fair criticism if you want to make it of a head of state... but that is not how you framed your question. Framing it as a question of his competency, apropos of our last dialogue about invoking the 25th, come across as flippant... so I gave a flippant answer. Which I stand by.

If he had made a speech, said some words, made a tweet... honestly, is there anything he could have written or said that would draw your praise? Or would any combination of words from Trump be taken as another opportunity for you and the media to further question his 'competency.' We both know the answer. So why even act like it is such a big deal?
kylemcbitch said @ 5:43am GMT on 15th Jan
It is a question of basic competency, norok. Is he not the head of state, a should a competent head of state not have something to say to his terrified citizens, regardless if those citizens are in a state that went for him?

If you think that's flippant, you're crazy.

Yes, he could have said simply "thank god we are all safe, and we will be investigating the cause of this false alarm and taking steps to de-escalate the situation."

Boom, simple.

Why is it a big deal? Because I have fucking family that called in me tears telling me goodbye, thinking they were going to fucking die, norok. Because they have a reasonable fear that such a warning wasn't a fluke, due to the geopolitical atmosphere nurtured by Trump and Kim Jong Un.

A sign that at least one of those people isn't a callous madman would have been nice after the fact.
norok said @ 5:56am GMT on 15th Jan
So are we questioning if he should be impeached/removed from power over this or are you expressing a genuine concern for how the President should respond to crises? I really can't tell. I think you want both.

I'm sorry that you want to inject something very emotional but you make it very clear that you'd blame Trump no matter what he said or didn't say.
kylemcbitch said[1] @ 6:00am GMT on 15th Jan [Score:1 Good]
I am saying both, yes. I am saying this is added to the mounting evidence that he is not competent for the job. If his non-response is due to his mental state slipping, then that's all the more. And if instead it is because he is distracted by his own controversies... THEN THAT'S ALL THE MORE TOO.

It really is a case of having your cake and eating it to. Regardless which reason he decided to keep playing golf rather than lead, you still have an (possibly purposefully) absentee leader at a moment of crisis.

As far as the emotional appeal, it's because you, sir, suggested that he should not respond to people terrified for their lives if those people are from a state that doesn't support him. I think you needed a reminder those are in fact, people.
Menchi said @ 12:59am GMT on 15th Jan
"Anything he said would be talked shit about."
That's his own damn fault for saying so goddamn much stupid shit -- he doesn't get to use it as a defense whenever something he should actually talk about comes up (you know, non-Fox & Friends material), and he doesn't.
norok said @ 5:33am GMT on 15th Jan
I don't think he was using it as a defense. That was my analysis.

It would be nice if he could make a speech, push an agenda, or even have a photo op without the media using it as a chance to ridicule. Or if when Trump made a gaff the media would cover it but give a two sided account so as to not make the President look so bad.

But we don't live in that world anymore. Choosing to not play a rigged game is the only way to win.
Menchi said @ 6:49am GMT on 15th Jan
If he wants to be ridiculed less, he should do fewer completely ridiculous things.

And I'm sorry, but Trump of all people gets absolutely no room to complain about being treated unfairly -- or anyone on his behalf, for that matter. Get back to us when he's had to deal with anything within an order of magnitude as stupid as the Birther bullshit for years on end.
norok said @ 3:25pm GMT on 15th Jan [Score:-1 Boring]
filtered comment under your threshold
Menchi said @ 11:31pm GMT on 16th Jan
Care to parse out specifically which part of Russia's involvement you consider a Conspiracy Theory? The facebook spam that the company itself corroborated? The currently ongoing grand jury investigation? So far the only real similarity between the two seems to be "something Trump has loudly and repeatedly opined about in public".
norok said @ 12:04am GMT on 17th Jan [Score:-1 Boring]
filtered comment under your threshold
Menchi said @ 12:43am GMT on 17th Jan
Incoherent Alex Jones babbling vs. subpoenas. Yeah, still not seeing the connection there.
mwooody said @ 1:16am GMT on 15th Jan
Jesus Christ, did you just state that a president should ignore the people in states that didn't support his policies and presidential bid? I don't really play the politics game on SE like y'all do - I don't really give a fuck what you comment, so long as you post funny shit and porn - but you need to take a long damn look at yourself, son.
ComposerNate said @ 8:20am GMT on 15th Jan
You may be confusing your "do the right thing" with norok's suggested "do the right political thing"
ethanos said @ 8:22pm GMT on 14th Jan
Perfect time for NK to launch one aimed at Hawaii....
SnappyNipples said @ 3:03am GMT on 15th Jan
*cough Puerto Rico cough*

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