If this is your thing, have I got a proposition for you:

Join the armed forces. They seem to love rolling around in sand and shooting guns.

See the world, meet interesting people, kill them.

As is tradition.

I thought that was an issue we have now that is literally creating a future crisis.

Normally the military screens these guys out but because of the Wars, their standards dropped- and now basically white supremisits are getting legit military training on how to raid houses and capture/kill people.

Whatever could possibly go wrong.

Not wrong, but I don't see anything here to suggest this weirdo is a white supremacist?

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Enjoy that. It's part of it.

Holy lack of trigger discipline batman! Does he like sand in guns cause I feel that would cause him to lose his appreciation for it. Unless he really likes cleaning stupid gun messes.

If you have trigger discipline, it sounds as though your heart isn't really in waving guns around and shooting shit.

From the same author of "Bathe In My Milk"?
Apparently, yes:

http://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bathe-in-my-Milk.jpg

https://i.redd.it/8k6zm83zth901.jpg

Everyone's got a fetish.

WTF! He doesn't even throw down a tarp to collect the sand after he dumps it on himself. He shows no respect for sand or guns.

You can't make a sandomelette without breaking some sands.

No, I do not think I got the guts to join.

Of course those two things go together. We've been fighting in the middle east for decades now.

People.