Thursday, 28 September 2017

Playboy founder Hefner dies aged 91

quote [ Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has died aged 91, the publication has announced. ]

Presumably to be buried in his bathrobe.
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Comments

slaytanik said @ 11:36am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:5 Funny]
He hasn't been this stiff in 20 years!

too soon ?
cb361 said @ 1:02pm GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
It happens too soon to all of us.
robotroadkill said @ 4:44am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:2]
Whoa. I didn't know he could die.
Leezurd said @ 4:03am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Sad]
Was in the middle of posting...you beat me to it.

Sad day.


knumbknutz said @ 6:08am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
Boners shall be at half staff all week.
Naruki said @ 11:10am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
Well, fuck.
conception said @ 3:50pm GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
https://twitter.com/wendymolyneux/status/913267021009240065
Wendy Molyneux @WendyMolyneux
For the first time in decades, it's safe to give birth to twin girls.
Bruceski said @ 5:15am GMT on 28th Sep
"pour" one out for him.
Bruceski said @ 5:15am GMT on 28th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Well, for the articles.
von_sanchez said @ 9:34am GMT on 28th Sep
I know it sounds like a cliche, but I really enjoyed the writing in Playboy as a teen. Also the boobs. Sleep tight Hugh. Your magazine planted an awful lot of seeds in my young mind.

hypoxia said @ 11:19am GMT on 28th Sep
In an age of birth control and penicillin, Hef rode the sexual revolution fomented by young women who wanted to fuck for fun, with instructions to desperate young men on how to get women to fuck THEM. Be cool. Buy this. Play and wear that. Live like this. Get fucked. Hey, it worked for some.
spazm said @ 11:44am GMT on 28th Sep
norok said @ 12:10pm GMT on 28th Sep
Goodnight, sweet prince.
IPFreely said @ 11:18am GMT on 29th Sep
midden said @ 12:23pm GMT on 28th Sep
I hope he went out with a bang.
mechanical contrivance said @ 12:51pm GMT on 28th Sep
He had a hell of a run.
ScoobySnacks said @ 1:11pm GMT on 28th Sep
pb1

pb2
damnit said @ 3:41pm GMT on 28th Sep
It's funny. You can still see the meta data on Google searches even when the article has been updated.
TM said @ 1:42pm GMT on 28th Sep
I'm a little sad that he lived long enough to go from "that guy every man wanted to be" to "that guy few men would admit wanting to be."

Then again, the man lived his life the way he wanted to, and that's a rare event. Ciao, Hef.
Hugh E. said @ 4:17pm GMT on 28th Sep
Every cautionary tale needs a third act for the tragic flaw to reach denouement.
cb361 said @ 4:49pm GMT on 28th Sep
I heard he mistakenly made his mother a Centrefold, and stabbed his own eyes out.
damnit said[1] @ 9:40pm GMT on 28th Sep
No, that was Jamie Lannister and he cut off his left ear
3333 said @ 1:01am GMT on 29th Sep

Sylvilagus Palustris Hefneri

The bunny named after him...

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upload to album


steelmartyr said @ 12:25am GMT on 30th Sep
Goodnight sweet prince! We stand tall stiff straight, heads held high!

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