Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Denny's new mascot mocked by Twitter for 'crappy' appearance

quote [ The mascot for breakfast house Denny's is a smiling sausage link not unlike those served with the chain's signature Grand Slam breakfast.

There's just one big — or rather, little — problem: The sausage is seemingly reminding many Twitter users of what comes after eating breakfast ]

Don't eat the alphabet soup there - you'll get the biggest vowel movement ever. I heard the new mascot is going to be nicknamed "Constipated," but it hasn't come out yet.
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[by knumbknutz@12:42amGMT]


Hugh E. said @ 3:03am GMT on 13th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Denny's mascot is completely cylindrical, whereas with Mr Hankey there's a waste.
rylex said @ 12:58am GMT on 13th Sep
Denny's... Does anyone actually eat that shit?
Bleb said @ 1:08am GMT on 13th Sep
Howdy ho.
Mythtyn said @ 9:51am GMT on 13th Sep
Hi Mr. Hankey
steele said @ 1:23am GMT on 13th Sep
They know what they're doing.
thunderpants said @ 6:04pm GMT on 15th Sep

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