Wednesday, 23 August 2017

Hundreds confess to eating human flesh

quote [ A community meeting following the arrest of four Estcourt men for allegedly killing a person and eating human flesh saw at least 300 residents allegedly confess to having eaten human body parts procured from one of the accused. ]

My dad grew up in this tiny town, how bizarre.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+6 WTF]
[by slaytanik@11:47amGMT]

Comments

lilmookieesquire said @ 12:27pm GMT on 23rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
See? This is why learning how to cook is important. If they prepped the right way there would have been a line down the street. They'd have to be killing people just to keep up with demand.
Marcel said @ 3:18pm GMT on 23rd Aug [Score:2]
Yeah, that Mrs. Lovett made some damned good pies.
SnappyNipples said @ 6:34am GMT on 25th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.
slaytanik said @ 1:33pm GMT on 25th Aug
I thought it was Soylent Sunday
Ch00dSuxer said[1] @ 12:00pm GMT on 23rd Aug
So was it the: if we eat the evidence there's nothing to prove.

On a side note. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estcourt "The main economic activity is farming with large bacon and processed food factories situated around the town." Large bacon?
slaytanik said @ 12:12pm GMT on 23rd Aug
Inyanga is a traditional healer, or what you might call a shaman that uses medicaments I guess. This sounds like they convinced these people that eating human was going to benefit them somehow.
midden said @ 12:23pm GMT on 23rd Aug
Mistranslation of "long pig."
R1Xhard said @ 2:00pm GMT on 23rd Aug
Jungle Bacon or Bush Pig which was it?
slaytanik said @ 5:37am GMT on 24th Aug
maximumtodd said @ 10:11pm GMT on 23rd Aug
"I'm tired of eating humans." I felt the same way about Chinese last week.
slaytanik said @ 5:14am GMT on 24th Aug
"I'm tired of eating humans, let's get pizza"
cb361 said @ 8:09am GMT on 24th Aug
You were only eating Chinese people?

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