Wednesday, 9 August 2017

White House Introduces Never Before Tried Method To Easily Solve The Opioid Epidemic

quote [ “The best way to prevent drug addiction and overdose is to prevent people from abusing drugs in the first place…So if we can keep them from going on and maybe by talking to youth and telling them: No good, really bad for you in every way. But if they don’t start, it will never be a problem.” ]

At first I was like - "gee the return of 'just say no.' "

Then I was like "well-fuck it, an 80's Nancy Reagan style failure of a program is the least stupid thing that has come off of the golf course in the past 6 months, so HAVE AT IT!"
[SFW] [politics] [+5]
[by knumbknutz@4:57pmGMT]

Comments

cb361 said @ 5:16pm GMT on 9th Aug
I miss the eighties. If only trump had more hair I could believe I'm back there...

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur...
Nikan said @ 10:18pm GMT on 9th Aug
Oh I hope you know about this happening on Saturday then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSU82afy1w

cb361 said @ 10:31pm GMT on 9th Aug
You mean well, young fellow, but Scrooge McDuck is voiced by a man named Alan Young.

Not Doctor Frigging Who.

;-)
Nikan said @ 1:51am GMT on 10th Aug
Voice acting by Ouija board
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:36pm GMT on 9th Aug
Is Jeff Sessions still trying to arrest people for marijuana in states where it's legal?
HoZay said @ 6:17pm GMT on 9th Aug
I believe so. Jeff hates marijuana worse than just about anything.
hellboy said @ 6:50pm GMT on 9th Aug [Score:3]
Except black people. Don't forget about black people.
mechavolt said @ 7:15pm GMT on 9th Aug
Luckily for Sessions, black people smoke marijuana!
hellboy said @ 7:41pm GMT on 9th Aug
Black people invented marijuana!
knumbknutz said @ 7:48pm GMT on 9th Aug
Black people invented pR0n. While smoking marijuana.
rylex said @ 8:23pm GMT on 9th Aug [Score:1 Funsightful]
THEY LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, ALRIGHT?!

THEY LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:26pm GMT on 9th Aug
Say no.

Then go.

And tell.
rylex said @ 8:32pm GMT on 9th Aug
Black people invented 'indo'. Mexicans invented Marijuana, or maybe Anslinger invented marijuana.
Onix said @ 9:10pm GMT on 9th Aug [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
Actually, we Mexicans didn't do shit. We just watched and had fun while everybody was ponting the finger at us. We invented tequila and mezcal with peyote and marijuana. Now that's a blast, I tell you.
HoZay said @ 9:34pm GMT on 9th Aug
Yow!
Jodan said @ 9:45pm GMT on 9th Aug
So, abstinence?
HoZay said @ 10:58pm GMT on 9th Aug
It's that or a tax cut.
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:44pm GMT on 10th Aug
We need to create a new abstinence only program for our schools and we need to slash education funding to pay for it.

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