Saturday, 18 July 2015

AskSE: What do you look like?

quote [ :Mythtyn: I would like to congratulate SE on going over a year without a what do you look like post! Must be a record. ]

This one's for you, Mythtyn.

This post is comedy, so I'm encouraging hilarious, terrible, or hilariously terrible photos.

Edit: Some of you are having trouble posting your photos, it looks like mostly because you're using a service that's generating an HTML page instead of giving you a hard link to the image. Here's some help.

1. Go to imgur.com

2. Hit the upload button at the top.

3. Choose your poison on getting it uploaded, but I recommend saving the image to your desktop in advance and then drag-and-dropping it to the upload box.

4. On the page you get after the upload is complete, there will be a box labeled "HTML (website / blogs)". Copy/paste that into your reply, and wrap it with spoiler tags. Done.
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+9 Funny]
[by rndmnmbr]
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cb361 said @ 10:16pm GMT on 18th July
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Life update: Sad. Girlfriend having another paranoid schizophrenic relapse, and thinks I'm putting anti-freeze in her fruit salad. The worst episode since last year, possibly several years. Ongoing, though the energetic stage has given way to sullen resentment.

Currently it's like living with a surly flatmate, who's polite but doesn't like you very much. Earlier on, she was like somebody living with the ghost of somebody who had tried to murder her, but got himself killed by accident. A ghost who is now mostly powerless, but would still mislead her if it can. In fact that sounds like it would make quite a good sitcom in fact. Unlike my life.


cb361 said @ 12:37am GMT on 19th July
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Life update: Sad. Girlfriend having another paranoid schizophrenic relapse, and thinks I'm putting anti-freeze in her fruit salad. The worst episode since last year, possibly several years. Ongoing, though the energetic stage has given way to sullen resentment.

Currently it's like living with a surly flatmate, who's polite but doesn't like you very much. Earlier on, she was like somebody being haunted by the ghost of somebody who tried to murder her, but killed himself by accident. A ghost who is now mostly powerless, but would still mislead her if it can. In fact that sounds like it would make quite a good sitcom in fact. Unlike my life.


cb361 said @ 12:37am GMT on 19th July
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Life update: Sad. Girlfriend having another paranoid schizophrenic relapse, and thinks I'm putting anti-freeze in her fruit salad. The worst episode since last year, possibly several years. Ongoing, though the energetic stage has given way to sullen resentment.

Currently it's like living with a surly flatmate, who's polite but doesn't like you very much. Earlier on, she was like somebody being haunted by the ghost of somebody who tried to murder her, but killed himself by accident. A ghost who is now mostly powerless, but would still mislead her if it can. In fact, that sounds like it would make quite a good sitcom. Unlike my life.



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cb361 said @ 10:16pm GMT on 18th July [Score:5]
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Life update: Sad. Girlfriend having another paranoid schizophrenic relapse, and thinks I'm putting anti-freeze in her fruit salad. The worst episode since last year, possibly several years. Ongoing, though the energetic stage has given way to sullen resentment.

Currently it's like living with a surly flatmate, who's polite but doesn't like you very much. Earlier on, she was like somebody being haunted by the ghost of somebody who tried to murder her, but killed himself by accident. A ghost who is now mostly powerless, but would still mislead her if it can. In fact, that sounds like it would make quite a good sitcom. Unlike my life.




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