Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
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Friday, 26 October 2018
quote [ 27 treats, ranked from best to worst (a.k.a. Tootsie rolls). ]
I'm excited for this to be the most heated debate on SE to date. Also curious what the Troll Brigade will bring to this!
My Thoughts:
Twizzlers: the perfect candy for someone who would like to feel the thrill of chewing on a candle. - Well, that's not wrong. Also, 3 Musketeers being so high... like... Anyone with a giant bowl of candy in their office will only have one thing left. Milky Way over snickers? What? I'm less upset with is near the top that's... fine. If you love KitKats, sure. But I'm upset that objectively not great stuff is so high. Like, who the fuck wants jolly ranchers for Halloween? Sure, in school, trading for brownies or something But if someone were to drop a jolly rancher in my bag? Fuck you dude. Like, holy shit, I lost my balls if I got a box of nerds. Are you serious? "I'll trade you for your nerds?" "Ok, give me all the rest of your candy." Candy corn? Yeah... I like my fucking diseases given to me sexually not via candy, thanks bro. I'll give them Raisinets. I used to like Raisinets. Then I had real chocolate covered raisins. Now see #twizzler Anyway... do add your opinions and feel free to disagree with me and be wrong.
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backSLIDER said @ 7:24pm GMT on 26th October
Alright here we go:
Cow Tales; What the hell are these? I've never had them and I can't remember ever hearing about them.
Starburst, Gummy Bears, Sour Patch Kids, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ike; Lets get a little fruit flavor to brake things up. I'm going to be picking this out of my teeth for hours.
Twizzlers, Tootsie Rolls, Nestle Crunch, Raisinets; These are the imposter candies that are poor imitations of good candy. The chocolate is waxy and the fruit flavors are lame.
Smarties, Nerds, Jolly Ranchers, Pixie Sticks; This is just straight sugar. Sometimes you just want to main line it.
Now we are into Prime Time Candies™
Almond Joy, Mounds; Your dad likes coconut and this is all he eats so he doesn't have to fight over candy. Good times.
Kit Kat, Twix, Reese's PB Cups, Butterfingers, York Peppermint Pattys; Still has waxy chocolate but the filling makes up for it. This is the B team.
M&Ms, Hersheys Kisses, Hershey Minis; Straight Chocolate, these have the better chocolate but not much else going on with them.
Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers; The big three, these are the best of the best. Good chocolate, good stuff inside.
Candy Corn; This is trash candy, what are you even doing with your life?
backSLIDER said @ 7:39pm GMT on 26th October
Alright here we go:
Cow Tales; What the hell are these? I've never had them and I can't remember ever hearing about them.
Starburst, Gummy Bears, Sour Patch Kids, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ike; Lets get a little fruit flavor to brake things up. I'm going to be picking this out of my teeth for hours.
Twizzlers, Tootsie Rolls, Nestle Crunch, Raisinets; These are the imposter candies that are poor imitations of good candy. The chocolate is waxy and the fruit flavors are lame.
Smarties, Nerds, Jolly Ranchers, Pixie Sticks; This is just straight sugar. Sometimes you just want to main line it.
Now we are into Prime Time Candies™
Almond Joy, Mounds; Your dad likes coconut and this is all he eats so he doesn't have to fight over candy. Good times.
Kit Kat, Twix, Reese's PB Cups, Butterfingers, York Peppermint Pattys; Still has waxy chocolate but the filling makes up for it. This is the B team.
M&Ms, Hersheys Kisses, Hershey Minis; Straight Chocolate, these have the better chocolate but not much else going on with them.
Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers; The big three, these are the best of the best. Good chocolate, good stuff inside.
Candy Corn; This is trash candy, what are you even doing with your life?
EDIT: My wife said I'm going to sleep on the couch for not putting Swedish Fish in. They are also trash candy but for some reason she likes them. Where did you even find those? Why did you order a whole case on amazon?!
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backSLIDER said @ 7:24pm GMT on 26th October [Score:2]
Alright here we go:
Cow Tales; What the hell are these? I've never had them and I can't remember ever hearing about them.
Starburst, Gummy Bears, Sour Patch Kids, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ike; Lets get a little fruit flavor to brake things up. I'm going to be picking this out of my teeth for hours.
Twizzlers, Tootsie Rolls, Nestle Crunch, Raisinets; These are the imposter candies that are poor imitations of good candy. The chocolate is waxy and the fruit flavors are lame.
Smarties, Nerds, Jolly Ranchers, Pixie Sticks; This is just straight sugar. Sometimes you just want to main line it.
Now we are into Prime Time Candies™
Almond Joy, Mounds; Your dad likes coconut and this is all he eats so he doesn't have to fight over candy. Good times.
Kit Kat, Twix, Reese's PB Cups, Butterfingers, York Peppermint Pattys; Still has waxy chocolate but the filling makes up for it. This is the B team.
M&Ms, Hersheys Kisses, Hershey Minis; Straight Chocolate, these have the better chocolate but not much else going on with them.
Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers; The big three, these are the best of the best. Good chocolate, good stuff inside.
Candy Corn; This is trash candy, what are you even doing with your life?
EDIT: My wife said I'm going to sleep on the couch for not putting Swedish Fish in. They are also trash candy but for some reason she likes them. Where did you even find those? Why did you order a whole case on amazon?!
